♥ Jun 3rd, 2012 Anonymous: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

Hi spambot. I have no idea what you’re on about

♥ Jun 3rd, 2012
Simple
Them: If God exists, He will prove it by not letting this pencil hit the floor.
*hits the floor*
Them: Ha! Obviously, He doesn't exist.
Me: If I exist, I will prove it by not letting this pencil hit the floor.
*hits the floor*
Me: Clearly, I don't exist. That, or you can't manipulate me into doing what you want.
♥Jun 3rd, 2012
Oh no

My brother-in-law was stood at the window, I poked him and said ‘die’ because it’s kinda a joke. I completely forgot it was his brothers funeral yesterday.

I feel so bad because he didn’t even look at me…